Stuff I like (all)
- things we hated as children:being spanked and napsthings we love as adults:being spanked and naps
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
Everything is possible when you’re drunk.
Otis Rush - My Love Will Never Die, 1956.
seriously, is there any tag on tumblr i won’t end up watching porn gifs?
I’m eating Cheetos. That’s the kind of day I’m having.
- What I Learn From Willie Nelson
For the first time in quite a while, I have returned to the glory of my preferred magical “stomping...